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Darcie, 18, 'Straya. 100% convinced that I am probably adopted and I do not agree with low fat milk.
kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 


thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom


bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles


yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job



real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

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